The Nature of This Beast

So, after three or five years of strange and wonderful things happening to me, I've decided to create an archive for everyone's viewing pleasure--since I KNOW you all want to go back and relive the half hour or so of the time that you wasted reading my emails the first time. And, for those of you who haven't read these yet, enjoy. I promise that almost everything in this blog is 100% true, or at least that's how I remember it now.